Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Signs Of Senescence!




The signs of my senescence…

  • Very poor short term memory
  • Gradual loss of the ability to number crunch
  • Messing up of basic math
  • Spatial disorientation
  • Grammatical errors in speech
  • Incorrect use of language
  • Gradual loss of the ability to articulate speech
  • Gradual loss of the ability to grasp simple concepts
 

Either, I need a brain transplant… or I need some serious intellectual stimulation!

3 comments:

  1. You just need to take some days off from work. Reading a book or two (good ones) would help.

    BTW, it really isn't THAT bad.

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  2. BTW, it really isn't THAT bad.
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    You say that 'coz you haven't been acquainted with my brain in the past! :D
    It was quite a force to reckon with...

    *sigh*

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  3. It still IS. Koi baat samjhaana chaahe, to aap maanti hi nahin.

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